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PostSubject: Yo mama jokes!!! CLASSIC!!!   3/28/2011, 1:37 pm

alright well, who got the best yo mama jokes!!!

1. Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
2.Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
3.Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
4.Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
5.Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
6.Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
7.Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
8.Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
9.Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
10.Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.

WHAT CAN U COME UP WITH!?? jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes!!! CLASSIC!!!   3/28/2011, 3:12 pm

Your mom is so dumb, that when the weather man said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl n spoon "Where's the chili?"

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes!!! CLASSIC!!!   3/28/2011, 3:14 pm

Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes!!! CLASSIC!!!   3/28/2011, 3:17 pm

Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.

Yo mama is so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes!!! CLASSIC!!!   3/28/2011, 3:20 pm

Haha. Damn cheers
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